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Back to School: What’s Cool @ UNF
It’s the second day of the Fall semester at the University of North Florida and I’ve got my hot little finger on the pulse of Jacksonville’s beloved/only public university. A few on-the-street observations: • Jeggings and flip flops • Dudes with Butthead faces and giant headphones • Asian couples with matching blonde hair • Jocks in girl-cut t-shirts … Read more
Rock 105 Changes Format | Whack or Not | Y/N
Is it whack or not whack that Rock 105 is changing its format to all 90′s rock or some shit? I honestly don’t really give a shit because… well… I guess I…uhm.. .. actually listen to alot of WJCT / mp3z. Though, Rock105 does seem like a place on the dial where you should be … Read more
Local Tweens Gone Wild
Recently Jacks Rabbits hosted something called Jeffree Star. Apparently, the self-proclaimed “Queen of the Internet” causes tweens to go wild. If you thought U knew the creepiest club photographer, THINK AGAIN! It looks like this dudelady is some kind of gothish electro, almost jugallo slut wave kind of phenomena. I don’t think I’m prepared to … Read more
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WE are Serious as dick about everything we do.
Friday Fun Factory
Cheer up, losers. Getting your butt plugged by Whacksonville is a hallowed privilege that motherfuckers stand in line for. This week’s Friday Fun Factory events are brought to you by the hardworking turds at jacksonville.com. Thank you for cleaning my toilet bowl. ========= Brewster’s Pit: Otto’s Daughter, Wicked Doja Click, Rob Knite, Skrilla Skrill, Rizzin, … Read more
Dickhead Councilmen Eat $4M Steak Instead of Doing Their Job (Sitting in Chair Nodding)
Check out these dildoz. Dudes skipped out early on the council meeting to go get wined and dined by NFL fatcats. This shit is classic. They stayed at the meeting long enough to vote YES on the City giving the Jags $4M just because but took off before 10 other boring votes AND before the … Read more
Overheard: Local Party Photog’s Sad Internet Pleas
Since cameras were invented, socially awkward males have been using them as a tool for attracting female attention. Girls love getting their pictures taken and photography is a convenient and nonthreatening buffer for guys who wouldn’t otherwise feel comfortable approaching women in social situations. Famous fashion photographer Terry Richardson is one high-profile and well-documented example of … Read more
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