What I Hate
Hurricanes
Orange Park, FL
The Marlboro Man
Heavy Boxes
Office Politics
Low Quality Barbeque
Previously Frozen Seafood
White People
Black People
Chinese People
Mexican People
Cool People
Dumb People
Parking Tickets
Speeding Tickets
Ticketmaster
Expensive Restaurant Food that Isn’t Very Good
Drinking Laws
Being Poor
Splinters
The Disney Store
Kate Gosselin’s Hairdo
Violence
Indian People
Ennuit People
Japanese People
Hungarian People
Polish People
Venezuelan People
Antarctican People
People in Atlanta
People in New York
Boring Art Shows
Boring Music
Going to Work Instead of Having Fun
Not Being on a Boat
Eating Healthy
Exercising
The Dentist
The STD Exam in the UNF Clinic
Injuries Requiring Stitches
Injuries Requiring Casts
Skinny People
Fat People
Muscular People
Smart People
Rich People
Scary People
Peruvian People
Indiginous People
Psychic Vampires
Important People
Squeaky Brakes
Nina Totenberg
New England Patriots
Broken Computers
Haters
Whiners
Busters
Chumps
Scabs
Fools
Losers
People Who Aren’t Losers
People Who Think They Aren’t Losers
People Who Try Really Hard to Not Be Losers, But Still Are
People with Beards
People Who Wear Outfits
Socially Conscious Rap
Not Fishing
Not Drinking
Throwing
Throwing up When Sober
Being Sober
Papercuts
Paper
Breaking Down Boxes
Moving
Cleaning
Washing Dishes
Washing Dishes as a Job
People without Beards
First Baptist Church
New York Giants
New York Yankees
Hello Danger’s Broken Airplane in the Woods Photo Shoot
People Who Go to First Baptist Church
The Economy
Bathroom Attendants
The Humanities
Rich Names
Flat Tires
Mosquitos
Sun Bears
Urban Blight
Suburban Blight
Exurbs
St. Johns Town Center
Golf
Old People
Young People
Hippies
Vegans
Gasoline
TV Commercials
Radio Commercials
Cable News
MTV
Bill O’Reily
Hawaiian People
Benny Hinn
Osama Bin Laden
Charlie Crist
Roz from Lawyer Referral Commercials
Dr. Phil
Success
Perceived Lack of Success
Stinging Animals
Stinking Animals
Patriotism
Creationism
Atheism
Apathy
George W. Bush
Joseph Stalin
Shakespeare
English People
Irish People
Scottish People
Welsh People
Isle of Man People
Hitler
Ayatollah
Paperwork
Driver’s Licenses
Vehicle Registration
Sadness
Austrailian People
Icelandic People
Nigerian People
South African People
Afrikaners
Dutch People
Amish People
Policemen
Club Owners
Handsome Men
Dumb Idiots
Sexy Morons
Fasion People
King Tut
Norwegian People
Scumbags
Recreational Cocaine Users
Cocaine Addicts
Smokers
French People
Oil Companies
Canterbury Tales
Dudes that Say They Don’t Like Football but do Like Soccer
Work Computer Website Blockers
White People
White Cars
Bad Cars
Cop Cars
Doing it Wrong
Spiders
iPhones
Getting in Trouble During Sex
iPhone Owners
Hunger
Scrapes and Bruises
Flossing Teeth
Trying to Sell Stuff
St. Augustine Grass
Boring Looking Bridges
Italian People
Greek People
Sad People
Mongolian People
TV Movie Marathons
Wrong Opinions
Water Pollution
Atlantis
Red
Leftovers
Proposed Summer Oyster Ban
Discomfort
Awkward Interactions
Talking to Stoned People
Death of Friends
Cars that Look Fast but Aren’t
Betty Boop
Waiting in Lines
Ear Buds
Day Time
Ice (On Ground)
Celebutantes
Bicycles
Kevin
Undercooked Chicken
Botox Ladies
Chicks with Dicks
Grapefruit
Social Conservatives
Uncle Sam
Telephones
Baked Potato Chips
Reusable Grocery Bags
“Green” Themed Commercials for Companies Like Shell and Dow
Christmas
Mount Rushmore
Septuplets
Moisture
Octomoms
Brangelinas
Fire
September
Socrates
Samuarais
Suzuki Samuarais
Boats that I’m Not On
Alcohol I’m Not Drinking
The 23 Hours of Every Day That Are Not Happy Hour
Top Gun
Grayhound Bus
Fools Gold
Dust Mites
Ibanez
Neo-Conservatives
Venusian People
Suc It,
Spezz
Spezz Meckman
and
Unapproved posts
Agoraphobic Punkers
Biscuits and Gravy from Hardee’s and Finding your gravy container is only half full.
Ethnic Acting White People
White acting Ethnic people
Boners that hurt
Little boobs, Big Nipples
Dead babies that arent stuffed with cocaine.
Etc.
fun blog hear!
and twatbackwards fuckbrained dicktard assclowns who think riding a bike everywhere makes them some kind of foward thinker your all becoming harley davidson esqe with your bicycle lifestyle shit live to ride ride to live your fucking boring just ride your fucking bike without being a prick like when you were a kid unless you were a prick when you were a kid then your just a prick no matter what you do and you should ride a bike attached to the top of another bike to let everyone know/your like that cockneck on the unicycle go put on a pink leotard and creep and i hope a chimp rips off your face and hands and you have to ride a new bike you made that you steer with your asshole and you can attach old dildos your boyfriend or girlfriend upgraded from to your stubbs and everyone will fear you in bike jousting and you will be bike jousting champion and get all the attention you ever wanted till you puke out of your neck hole and shit pours down your leg and puss oozes out of your eyeball holes that smells like a pussy with a old hot dawg in it that was forgotten after a stoned out jam sesh and then only then will you find your true destiny after your humiliated you will go to the otherside of town where no one knows who you are at a tavern and you will drown your sorrows on aan old arcade game but when you arrive you notice a new game some kind of space figher game and your so pathetic and gross that you say what the hell and you plunk a fuckin coin in and your really good at thhis game its blowin your mind and you shit yourself again but so what your the champ again fuck the world and your there all nite till close and you beat the game and no one was there to see it and when your walking home that nite a guy in a really weird car pulls up to you and you gaze from under your goo filled holes and the window rolls down and this guy says hey fuckwad you were really good on that ol game and your like whaaaa you saw that where were you and he was all like i invented that game as a training tool and test to find the greatest space fighter pilot in the whole goddamned stank ass universe and kid you got the stanky and at that moment you think is this real this guy could pull some shit and rape my goo hole or remove my fuckin organs but the twinkle in his eye tells you otherwise so you get in and next thing you know your hauling serious ass through time and space and puke is dripping from your neck hole and your mind is blowing itself ver and over your feet in a shallow pool of shit filling up the floorboard and then you arrive to a space station and recieve a suit and a pep talk from some weird bald asshole and you see all these aliens one tries to hit on you cuz where it comes from pukey shit covered losers are sexy but yourmind is too blown to consider the freaky sex you could have in the space station bathroom then you meet your co pilot a real gruff dick with scaly skin and you walk to your ship and your eyes really start to jizz goop everywhere and wait this is the plot to last starfighter……adios and via condio dick lickers
oh and Docking .
Geeeeeeeze You people need to get a life. How much time have you spent listing the things you hate. What a lame, unporductive way to spend your time.
UNPORDUCTIVE
how post modern
Wow what a bunch of social rejects. Have fun making your lists.